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Here come the cavalry.

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EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE

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What the...?

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Armed vehicle on its way. Let's go.

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Brilliant work today, Private.
Thanks, boss.

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CHATTER

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That's you off to Bastion? Mm-hm.

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to the Ukraine.

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So I just wondered maybe,
you know, before we part,

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if you wanted to see me
when we get back to the UK?

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No. No? Mm-mm. Nobody says no to me.

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One... Right.

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..never go out with a soldier.
Right. Right?

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Two, never go out with a guy
who's already taken, so...

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Sorry.

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Fair enough.

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on this tour.

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"Think I've fallen in love with her.

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"Therefore, you and I
are no longer...

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"..an item..."

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Bit harsh.

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I've only been out with her twice.

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"..Elvis."

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Do your own dirty work.

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MESSAGE SENDS

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She would have got it by now.

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Yeah, well, rule one still applies.
You're a soldier. Sorry.

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Oh, come on! You can't count
Special Forces in that.

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Rule one applies to
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SHE LAUGHS

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All right, come on.
Bullshit aside, I mean it.

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See me when we get back to the UK.

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Thing is, I'm exactly
the wrong type for you, Elvis.

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I have no intention of
settling down, ever.

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LAUGHS: No, I am not getting in
that thing with you!

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Come on. I'm not flying it.

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One of my mates is putting in
for his pilot's license

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and needs to get some hours in. Now,
don't worry. There is an instructor.

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to drop us off somewhere. Where?

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It's a magical mystery tour.

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OK, so you think flying me off
somewhere romantic

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is going to woo me?

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No. I know you're not that shallow.

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I'm taking you to meet
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We're going to Italy?

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Hoddesdon. Deal with it.

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CHATTER, LAUGHTER

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HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

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Tell me that wasn't the best meal
you've ever had. It was...

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It was the loudest.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Let's see. My great-grandparents
were Italian prisoners of war... Mm.

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..moved over here to Hoddesdon.

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After the war, they didn't want to
go back, so here we all are.

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That makes my Manchester roots
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No.

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Not to me.

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Look down there. What's that?

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What? There. Fish it out.
Have a look.

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What, and risk getting Lyme's
disease? I think you'll live.

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in a bottle" things. Fish it out.

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Go on.

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Hold this, please. Yeah.

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And that. Thank you.

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What do you reckon?

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Turn around.

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Bottle, please.

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Thank you.

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What did you say? You'll never know.

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HE LAUGHS

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Mate!

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Couldn't grab that bottle for us,
could you?

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Do you want me to pack
these T-shirts?

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They'll be creased
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I'm so proud of you. I always
wanted to... Yeah, I got to go.

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Heading to the airport.
See you in Ethiopia.

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Inshallah. Got work to do.